Friday, April 07, 2017

Friday Funny

Wanna hear my funny Claire story of the week?
The one that made me crack right up, look away without words, and feel such joy for her?
Monday night.
All of us had watched a couple of episodes in this series we're watching while we ate dinner, and I was finishing a little cleanup at the sink in the aftermath.

It was about 10:15 or so. 

Claire had been in the bathroom doing her business and came upstairs for me to inspect her bum. 

(This is what she does every time she poops. She does her stuff, wipes her bum, and then has me check it. It's our system.)

So, I look down at her, she bends over, and I see she is going to need a bit of assistance from me.

I'm standing there, washing a bowl, and I offhandedly reply:

"Hang on, Claire. You've got a bit..."

...and I trailed off into silence as I swished suds around.

At which point she perked up, looked back at me, and in her sparky little voice piped up, 

"A bit of a situation goin' on?"

Yup, yup, yup. 

You could say that, sweet cheeks.

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